Gracious O'Callahan: I remember my first girlfriend. A farmer's daughter, she was, though back then nearly every girl was a farmer's daughter. Or a farmer. She had hair as long as rope, and a nose. All her eyes were blue and she had a smile like a radiant hole in the ground, with teeth. God, she was beautiful.
Donegan Bane: She sounds terrifying.
Gracious O'Callahan: Hush, you. I will hear no bad word spoken of your sister.

jackpowerx:

geekygothgirl:

The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!

So, basically, this is a symbolic representation of internalized misogyny:

jackpowerx:

geekygothgirl:

The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!

So, basically, this is a symbolic representation of internalized misogyny:

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She clicked her fingers, summoning a small flame into the palm of her hand. She watched it flicker and dance,  then looked up at Skulduggery and grinned.
"Magic," he said.

She clicked her fingers, summoning a small flame into the palm of her hand. She watched it flicker and dance,  then looked up at Skulduggery and grinned.

"Magic," he said.

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artisticalove:

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.

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The Fault In Our Stars meets Tumblr
inspired by (x) — Divergent version

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shanadidit:

This is Wikipedia right now..
The great British public give a dick about few things, but injustices on baking shows is definitely one of them.

shanadidit:

This is Wikipedia right now..

The great British public give a dick about few things, but injustices on baking shows is definitely one of them.

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asian:

my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr

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Being a writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.
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bowtiesarecool4:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

clockworkjohnwatson:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

confusedvantas:

major-trouble:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend
I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite
I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

And keep in mind:
I Am Not Looking to Buy a Firearm Myself, Just Want to Know How One Could Go About Obtaining One

And of course
I’m not a stalker I just am planning a surprise party for you so I need to know where your house is and which room is yours

Also:I’m Not On Drugs I Don’t Know Someone On Drugs And I’m Not Looking To Buy Some I Just Need To Know How Someone Would Go About Getting Them And What The Effects Would Be

And another:
I Am Not Converting to Satanism I’m Just Researching These Rituals and Mythologies For Writing Purposes

How about this:
I Am Not A Sociopath Nor Am I Addicted To Ketamine I Just Need To Know What My Symptoms Would Be If I Were A Sociopathic Murderer Going Through Drug Withdrawal

One of these is not like the others

bowtiesarecool4:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

clockworkjohnwatson:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

confusedvantas:

major-trouble:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

And keep in mind:

I Am Not Looking to Buy a Firearm Myself, Just Want to Know How One Could Go About Obtaining One

And of course

I’m not a stalker I just am planning a surprise party for you so I need to know where your house is and which room is yours

Also:

I’m Not On Drugs I Don’t Know Someone On Drugs And I’m Not Looking To Buy Some I Just Need To Know How Someone Would Go About Getting Them And What The Effects Would Be

And another:

I Am Not Converting to Satanism I’m Just Researching These Rituals and Mythologies For Writing Purposes

How about this:

I Am Not A Sociopath Nor Am I Addicted To Ketamine I Just Need To Know What My Symptoms Would Be If I Were A Sociopathic Murderer Going Through Drug Withdrawal

One of these is not like the others

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